- 7 jokes sent in by Alicia of T7: (1/25/06)
Q. Where do horse shop?
A. Old Neigh-vy!.
Q. How do you make a slow horse fast?
A. Stop feeding it!.
Q. What do you call a baby donkey?
A. A burrito!.
Q. What did the horse say when it fell?
A. "I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
Q. When does a horse talk?
A. Whinney wants to!!.
Q. What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?
A. A nightmare!.
Q. Where do horses go when they're sick?
A. The horsepital!.
- sent in by Haleigh of Legionnaires: (1/15/06)
A family, on vacation went for a wagon. The daughter was so excited, because she LOVED horses. "Get up Ranger, get up Shadow!" shouted the driver, "I said get up Dusty!" The daughter was quite confused. She asked, "There is only one horse, why are you shouting so many name?" The driver replied, "Well, Ol' Chico here is blind, and if he thinks he is the only horse pulling the wagon, he won't even try!"
- sent in by Torri of T-8: (12/05/05)
Q. Why couldn't the pony sing?
A. It was a little horse (hoarse).
- sent in by Alissa of Lancers: (11/24/05)
A horse walked into a coffee shop. The waiter asked, "Why such a long face?"
- sent in by Robin G. of T-2: (11/03/05)
Q. What did the mother horse say to her newly broken colt when he got hyper on sugar cubes?
A. Saddle down!.
- 2 jokes sent in by Jessica of Gauchos.: (7/31/05)
As they look at the wild mustang who is bucking and kicking, one man asks another man, "Is he broke?"
The other man says, "Broke? Yeah! He's broke the fence, the corral and the wagon!".
Two horses are watching a Merry-Go-Round.
One horse says to the other, "It wouldn't be a bad job if they didn't put those metal rods in your back!"
- sent in by Wendy of T-3.: (7/27/05)
A girl goes up to her mom and asks, "Mom, can I have a Quarter Horse?" The mom replies, "No chance. A horse is far to expensive to keep!" The girl says, "No, its not that expensive, there's only a quarter of the horse to take care of!".
- sent in by Rachel of T-8.: (7/13//05)
A man rode to town on Friday. He stayed two days and left on Friday. Now, how can this be?
Answer: His horses name is Friday.
- sent in by Brianna of T-7: (4/18//05)
Q: What do you give a horse that has a cold?
A: Some cough stirrup!
Here's a joke
sent in by Alexis of T-2.: (3/26//05)
There was a preacher who was trying to sell his horse. A man stopped
by to see how the horse rode. The preacher told the man that instead of
sying, "walk", say "praise the Lord," and instead of
saying "whoa" say "amen." So, the man got on the horse
and said, "praise the Lord," and the horse started to walk. The
man then said, "praise the Lord," again and the horse started
to trot. He said it a few more times and the horse started galloping.
Suddenly a cliff appeared. The many yelled "Whoas!". But the horse
didn't stop. He tried yelling all sorts of things and tried to pull the
horse up, but it still wouldn't stop. Then suddenly he remembered what to
say. The man said "amen" and the horse stopped right before they
went over the cliff.
The man was so relieved, he put his hand on his forhead and said, "Praise
the Lord!"
Here's
a joke sent in by Robin G.: (3/17//05)
Q. What do you give a horse when it gets married?
A. A bridal shower.
Here's
a joke sent in by Nicoli of T-4.: (3/12//05)
Q. What's a pony's favorite hairstyle?
A. A pony tail.
Here's
a joke sent in by Dani of T-2: (2/13//05)
Two guys were walking down the street, one walking a labrador, the
other leading a horse. The labrador owner, Billie, said, "lets get
something to eat in that place." The horse owner, Joe, said, "Can't
you read? The sign says "No Pets Allowed." "Dumb, dumb,
just follow my lead", said Billie. Billie puts on some sun glasses,
walks up to the door and is stopped by the doorman. "Sorry sir, no
pets allowed." Billie replied, "This is my seeing-eye dog, Baxter."
"Oh, I'm sorry Sir; go on in." The doorman replied.
Then Joe tries to go in. The doorman stopped him and says, "Sorry
Sir, no pets allowed." "What? Are you blind too? This is Trigger,
my seeing-eye dog?." Joe said. "This is a horse, sir."
The doorman responded. Joe replies, "What!" They gave me a horse?"
Here's
a joke sent in by Lauren Nicoll of T-4: (2/6//05)
Q: What kind of horse is your best freind?
A: a Palomino
Here's
a joke sent in by Philip Marsh: (1/8//05)
A horse walks into an Inn.
The Inn-Keeper says......... Why the Long Face?
Here's
a joke sent in by Haleigh Shipley of T-3: (12/19//04)
Kid: Mom, can I have a Quarter Horse?
Mom: Well, why do you want a Quarter Horse?
Kid: So I can have all the quarters I want!
Here's
a joke sent in by Haleigh Shipley of T-3: (12/19//04)
Q: What is a Mustang's favorite type of car?
A: A Mustang!!!.
Here's
a joke sent in by Emily Pray of T-4: (10/25//04)
Q: Did you hear about the minature horse named Cough Drop?
A: Seems he was a little horse (hoarse)!.
Here's
a joke sent in by Brittany Stegall: (9/14//04)
Q: What's the quickest way to mail a little horse?
A: Use the Pony Express.
Here's
a joke sent in by Brittany Stegall: (9/14//04)
Q: What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?
A: Some poor horse is walking around in his socks..
Here's
a joke sent in by Jordanna of Trialblazers:( 8/26//04)
Q: What happens when a horse gets mad and kicks you in the knee?
A: He gets a kick out of it..
Here's
a joke/story sent in by Tasha Roe: (8/17//04)
This story takes you to a big pasture, filled with a lovely bunch
of horses. A question has just been asked amid the herd.
Let's listen in on the conversation among the many breeds of horses.
------ "
Who can open the gate?" ------
Lipizzan:
No need for opening it! When are you all going to learn to fly?
Thoroughtbred:
I don't want to mess with that gate and I am too scared of flying!
I will just jump over it and leave you all behind.
Paint: Yeah,
what he said! Na Na Na Na Na Na!
Palomino:
Forget it. Count me out. I am not taking any chances of messing with
my chrome!
Arabian:
You'll have to get somebody else to do it. I'm not messin' up my nails
for no one!
Quarter
Horse: Maybe if I pushed on it with my big butt, I could open it!
Standardbred:
Pity on all of you. I'll figure it out, just give me some time.
Polo Pony:
Wait just a minute, let me get my stick and give it a few "bloody"
wacks!
Shetland:
Let me at it. I'll break the stupid thing! Then you can all get out
of my face.
Mule: Oh,
let's just pack it in and call it a day.
Saddlebred:
Now, now, I;ll open it, if someone could help me with my shoes.
Fresian:
I'll do it! Do you think it will mess up my hair? I always have such
good hair days.
Mustang:
Heck with opening it, how about I just run the whole darn fence over?
Belgian:
Step back! You all aren't strong enough to do it. Oh, but what if
I break it?
Morgan:
There, there. I'll do it for you. No need to have such a big fit.
Peace be with all of you. Is there anything else I could do for you after
I get done with the gate?
Appaloosa:
Oh, hush all of you! Ya big bunch of sissies. No one is leaving 'till
I say so!
Percheron:
I have already opened the gate while you all have been arguing! I
even went down the next row and opened the other gates. So it should be
awhile before I have to listen to all of you argue again!
Here's a
joke sent in by Olivia Cipro of Chaparrals: (7/23/03)
Q: Why did the horse only have quarters, instead of dollars?
A: Because he was a quarter horse!
Here's
a joke sent in by Jordanna of Trialblazers: (7/20//04)
Q: What is the one thing an American Curly won't leave his
home without?
A: A curly iron.
Here's a
joke sent in by Alyssa of Shadow Riders: (6/30/03)
Q: What kind of horse runs at night?
A: A night-mare!!!!!
Here's a
joke sent in by Sophia of T-6: (6/22//04)
Q: What do you say when you fall off a horse?
A: "I've fallen and I can't giddy-up!!!!"
Here's a
joke sent in by Jenna Myers of Sage: (3/30//04)
Q: What do horses think of arenas and hitching rails?
A: Horses think arenas are - a place where people take the fun out
of forward motion! Horses think hitching rails are - The means by which
to test one's strength!
Here's a
joke sent in by Katie: (5/29/03)
Q: Rebecca rode to Texas in a week. She left on Thursday, and got
back on Wednesday. How could this be?
A: Her horses name was Thursday.
Here's a
joke sent in by Ralph:
Q: How much does it take to fall off a horse?
A: One buck!
Here's
a joke sent in by Renee:
Thor, God of Thunder, was galloping along the countryside with his horse.
He came upon a small village and stopped his horse. He said, "I AM THOR!"
Then his horse looked up at him and said, "That's cause you forgot your
thaddle, thilly!"
Here's
a joke sent in by Brittany:
There was a man that had two horses and he couldn't tell them apart. So
he asked his friend what he should do. His friend said to cut one of their
tails shorter. So he did and he came back the next day and found out the
other horse got his tail caught in barb wire so they were the same length.
So he went to his friend and asked him what he should do. His friend said
to tie a blue ribbon in one horse's mane. So he did and he came back the
next day and found out that the other horse took the blue ribbon out of
the other horse's mane and lost it. So he went to his friend and asked
him what he should do. His friend said to measure them by height. So he
did and found out that the white horse was 2 inches taller then the black
one!
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